ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Damn victory sex feels great
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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