This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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