dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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