oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
