when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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