Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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