Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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