He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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