with your own penis?
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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