quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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