i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
