I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize