Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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