why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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