I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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