When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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