Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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