Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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