i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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