My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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