I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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