They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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