You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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