Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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