This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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