I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The ass gains better be worth it
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