NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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