You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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