she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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