You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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