Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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