I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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