The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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