plz talk dirty to me
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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