I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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