At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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