In the future we'll all be gay
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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