well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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