last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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