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• (248): View more from Michigan

  did you get engaged???

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

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  i cant lie to you.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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• (661): View more from California

  Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that

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• (315): View more from New York

  But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.

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