What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he shaved USA in his pubs
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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