you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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