Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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