In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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