I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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