marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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