Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize