I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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