if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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