Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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