dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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