a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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