so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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