Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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