Your tits are I can't wait for
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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