I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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