Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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